i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
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SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS
(Source: illegalkeaton, via sonder-inpravda)
“fresh, warm cookies delivered until 3 AM”
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
WHY IS THIS ONLY AN AMERICAN THING OH MY GOD
My friends and I once ordered a dozen cookies at 2 AM and we got them in 8 minutes and they were piping hot.
Best.
Tallahassee has a place like this and OMFG it’s one of the best things I’ve ever experienced in my entire life. Yummy, WARM cookies, delivered right to your door at 1 in the morning.
Why is there not one of these in St Louis?!?!
This needs to be in Atlanta by August so I can fat kid nom on cookies!
cannabis cookies
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Monkey Orchids
Mistakenly referred to as “Monkey Orchids,” none of the above species are in the Orchis simia family which is the genus for the monkey orchid. The above orchids are in the Dracula genus. Although they are constantly being misclassified, they still have adorable monkey faces which is good enough for me.
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Christina Santini gives relationship advice | [x]
stop spoiling me
Sooo true ☝
Well this made me laugh!
Hahahahaha
(Source: theirownmoms, via dmojones)









